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Perfectly Respectable — Books for a more considered world

Art
Ideas
Human Nature
And Other Serious Matters

Digital Downloads · Etsy

Ebook Covers

Covers for books nobody has written. Set in the house style, straight-faced to the last comma, and delivered as print-ready files the moment you buy them. Wrap one around a paperback, load one into a reader, or frame one and say nothing.

What You Receive

Instant download

Files arrive the moment the order clears. No postage, no waiting, no explaining to anyone what you have ordered.

Print and digital

Each cover comes as a print-ready PDF at paperback trim and a high resolution PNG sized for e-readers and screens.

Personal use

Yours to print, gift and display. Resale of the files themselves is, we regret to report, not perfectly respectable.

The Occasional Dispatch

New titles, new covers, and gift guides sent only when a date on the calendar demands something be done about it.

No more than once a month. Possibly rather less.